ME
I hear the telephone is ringing but
I do not like to speak and
I do not want to do this because
I do not make statements anymore
I am not here to make friends, by the way
I will not dance after a meal and therefore
I will not start yet so
I will not answer the phone okay bye Can
I finish?

NOT ME
[At this time there is nobody available to take your call. Please hold on
or try again later]

This is not a dance
This is not a solo
This is not a routine
This is not a jump forwards or backwards or sideways in time
This is not me
This is not about me
This is not DIDI

Een performance van Diederik Kreike. Met dank aan: Ayrton Fraenk, Marc Zwietink, Lady Gaga, Peter Missotten, Rihanna en alle anderen. Foto: Christina Couchema

Duration: 30min